partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this